Well, actually this one is just for the guys.
Really quickly, I'm giving credit for this exact idea to
Paul Westerdawg. He did this idea not too long ago with this very photo and while it comes off as a blatant effort to plagarize a good idea, I'd like to say that since I don't believe many of my readers drift to his blog, I wanted to see what the audience (you guys) could come up with. Most of his responses were fucking hilarious and with
Rusty and
[NAME REDACTED] on the case, I know this should be about the same.
First, before the caption contest, a little something to spark those "creative juices."
You're welcome, and big props to the guy whom I copied this from.
One last thing before I start the caption contest, in "One reason not to hate Spurrier as much" News, I read a quote from the Old Ball Coach from 1991 where, after 20 books at Auburn had been destroyed in a fire he said, "the real tragedy was that 15 of them weren't colored yet."
Hilarious...but you're still a douche bag.
Now, on to the main course. Best caption wins. Wins what, I don't know, but you fucking win and that's cool enough.
Here's your photo.
Alright, color me unoriginal, but hell, I couldn't find a better picture.
Until next time kids.
Be safe.
1. Spurrier: "Now that's what I call a fullback!"
I'm sure there will be more.
Beat it. I know y'all can.