I'm heading to Florida tonight. I have a wedding to attend and thankfully, it's not in Gainesville. Instead, I will be arriving in and around West Palm Beach sometime tomorrow morning to spend most of the day getting liquored up....then do the same thing the rest of the night.
I really do hate the state of Florida. Sorry, but Florida is home to (but is certainly not limited to) these attributes:
1) Heaven/Hell's waiting room.
2) Hours of COPS episodes waiting to happen.
3) No grass...all sand.
4) 9 out of 12 months of unforgiving heat that turns your beer to boiling point in a matter of minutes.
5) Satan (aka the University of Florida)
Feel free to add your own...since everyone enjoys lists and all.
Come Sunday when I arrive back in Atlanta, I'm hoping there will be a long-winded weekend update, some site upgrades, and the story of me getting the Stomach Flu last Monday. That one's GREAT.
Until then, everyone have a great and safe weekend. Easter candy is on sale now.
Until next time kids.
Labels: Fun while drinking, I hate Florida