Welcome to one of the two greatest weeks in college football! It’s "Hate Week 2007 Part I" and we’ll be unleashing biased, fact less, and tactless jabs at our rivals, The University of Florida!
First, let’s identify our enemy:
Now that you’ve got a basic understanding of what they look like, let’s take it to the next level. Why do we hate them? Well, it’s quite simple of course.
- We can’t seem to beat them even when it’s fairly obvious that we could throttle their asses right into the turf (see: 2002).
- Jean shorts. Like synthesizers, spandex, and Michael Jackson, some things worked in the 80's that no longer have any relevance today. Jean shorts are one of those things.
Like every cult, there is a leader. Florida calls this leader "Urban Meyer." We call him "Cousin of Michael Dukakis."
They have an offensive system called "The Spread." The crack team here at The Dawg-gone Blog (now at www.dawggoneblog.com
!) have broken down this offensive system with a little help from EDSBS and Mr2Cents' Offensive Decision Maker
. Educate yourself fool!
So there you have it. Your basic understanding of the enemy that includes what they look like, who their leader is, and how they do what they do. Tomorrow, "The List: Hate Week Part I" edition!
Until next time kids.
Labels: College Football, I hate Florida